Big Families Save the Planet
The Heritage Foundation’s blog, The Foundry, notes that yet another math-challenged environmentalist is on a campaign against children:
The carbon footprint from having more than two children will inflict too much damage on the environment to justify having any more. Straight from Porritt’s mouth:
“I am unapologetic about asking people to connect up their own responsibility for their total environmental footprint and how they decide to procreate and how many children they think are appropriate.
I think we will work our way towards a position that says that having more than two children is irresponsible. It is the ghost at the table. We have all these big issues that everybody is looking at and then you don’t really hear anyone say the “p” word.”
Note: Mr. Porritt is the chair of the UK’s Sustainable Development Commission, a body that I’m sure justifies its own “environmental footprint”.
We often hear this refrain from the left. I am assuming they arrive at the per-capita environmental footprint by dividing the nation’s total by the number of people, and then using that number as the multiplier for any additional people added. But that is the wrong formula to use.
In the next breath some environmentalists rail against “suburbanization” and claim high density living is the answer; no more ranch-style homes in the suburbs with wasteful driving into the city to work.
Big families are models of high density living. Growing up with 8 people in a house with two bathrooms, I can tell you that our per capita use of water was much less than a smaller family. We did get clean, but peer pressure forced shorter showers; there’s nothing relaxing about a shower when your little sister is frantically pounding on the bathroom door and crying “I’m gonna’ wet my pants!” Our 2,000 square foot house was a better environmental use of space than the childless couple next door that had 1,500 square feet, although they were much better at controlling “noise pollution”.
Big families practice mass transit. Piling all the kids into the station wagon, SUV or mini van is more efficient on a “person-mile per gallon” basis than the environmentalist driving alone in his Prius. Longer trips had environmentally friendly rules established … such as no stopping for bathroom breaks until we needed gas. The rush to the bathrooms included several water saving practices, including concurrent use of urinals. 4 boys / 1 flush is a model of efficiency.
On nearly every measure, the large family economizes. Energy use per capita is down. Resources for housing are less, from the lumber to build the house to the per-capita amount of “wasteful grass” in the yard. Gardeners don’t drive to a house with big families; the self-contained home maintenance subset (also called “sons”) handle the outside chores without adding a mile to the vehicle.
10 people watching a Vizio LCD big screen does much less harm than 2 people cuddled in front of their Kuro Plasma with their latest bottle from the Whine of the Month club. The family may be watching American Idol from their antenna, while the environmentally aware couple is raising their awareness with a documentary on Planet Green. But the big family is utilizing the resources more completely, and has less of a carbon footprint.
The US had 297 million people in 116 million households in 2007, with an average population of just 2.56 people per household. Family households average 3.13 people. Back in 1965, that number was 3.7, which doesn’t sound like much of a change. The demographic change that is most telling is the ratio of couples to families (including married couples heading up families). In 1965, there were 42 million couples and 48 million families, a ratio of 80%. In 2007, the number of couples in households was 59 million with families at 78 million … a ratio of 54%. The other parent is living elsewhere. [Source]
All those childless and divorced environmentalists should be ashamed. They are destroying the planet. If they were really serious about saving the planet, they would have three other couples move in with them.
Because you don’t really know about conserving resources and the necessity of being nice to your little sister, until you find yourself pounding on the bathroom door yelling “Hurry up, sis! I’m gonna’ wet my pants!”